A local radio personality is reportedly undergoing a spiritual crisis after realizing his five-year-old daughter still possesses a personality.

Despite enrolling the toddler in English, Mandarin, swimming, art, and "right-brain training," the frantic father fears she is falling behind in the race to become a corporate robot.

The parent expressed deep concern that his child cannot yet draft international trade agreements like her elite K1 peers.

“Wah lao, five class only is very basic lah, later she grow up become food delivery rider then you know,” the father lamented while googling advanced thermodynamics for toddlers.

“She asking for music and ballet also, so I think maybe I should just buy her a PhD from Carousell.”

Neighbors confirm the child’s brain is currently 40% plastic and 60% tuition notes.