Singaporean singles are officially ditching candlelit dinners for the intoxicating aroma of fermented locker-room ammonia.

The "gym date" has become the ultimate test of compatibility, ensuring both partners can tolerate each other’s hideous straining faces before ever seeing them naked.

"Wah lau, if she cannot even bench 40kg, how to carry our future together?" remarked local fitness enthusiast, Marcus.

Romance is now measured in heart-rate zones, with couples achieving peak arousal only when their smartwatches sync during a vomit-inducing cardio session.

"I like him lah, his quads damn solid, but he keep shouting 'LIGHTWEIGHT BABY' while I doing my lunges, so embarrassing sia," said his exhausted date, Cheryl.

Physical intimacy has been completely replaced by the shared trauma of a heavy leg day and the mutual exchange of staph infections.

Experts confirm that nothing says "I love you" like watching your partner's face turn purple while they struggle with a mild incline.