In a historic win for local influencers, a 59-year-old Singaporean uncle has been promoted from ‘annoying relative’ to ‘criminal pioneer’ after becoming the first person charged under POFMA.

The content creator allegedly treated his TikTok account like a creative writing workshop, posting spicy fan-fiction about CPF policies and the Senior Minister’s personal lawyer.

Despite receiving enough conditional warnings to start a bonfire, the man’s refusal to follow the government-approved script has landed him in the crosshairs of the State.

“I think he forget Singapore not America, lah, can simply talk cock one,” remarked a concerned bystander.

He now faces five years in jail, proving that the ‘For You’ page eventually becomes a ‘Cell For You’.