Singapore has officially declared the frantic hoarding of yellow-tagged frozen poultry a national sport to distract from the rising cost of living.

Citizens are reportedly camping outside outlets overnight to secure a 30-cent discount on dishwashing liquid that smells faintly of broken dreams.

The latest NTUC promotion requires shoppers to trade their remaining sanity for a "Purchase-with-Purchase" set of ceramic bowls they absolutely do not need.

“Wah lau, this one is good deal leh, buy three get one free but actually price increase already,” remarked local aunty Mavis Yeo while shoveled frozen peas into her handbag.

“I see the yellow tag I just whack only, if not later my neighbor get first then I very rugi!”

Financial analysts confirm that the dopamine hit from a five-cent saving is the only thing preventing a violent coup against the grocery monopoly.

FairPrice management reminded customers that "Fair" is a relative term when you’re physically fighting a pensioner for discounted tofu.