A local Singaporean woman has achieved what government cooling measures could not by plummeting her estate's valuation through strategic feline congregation.

"Property agent say my flat worth 1 million, but with these twenty fat cats outside, now worth five dollars and one packet of Friskies," she beamed while pouring gravy onto a drain cover.

Residents of the Toa Payoh block have reported that the communal corridor now smells less like home and more like a biological warfare testing site for fermented tuna.

"Last time my son bring girlfriend home, she step on cat poop then cry until cannot stop, now I got no daughter-in-law," lamented a traumatised neighbour.

Despite receiving seventy-four NEA fines, the woman remains committed to her mission of turning the void deck into a feline Coachella.

"HDB say cannot feed, I say I just dropping food and if cat eat, then is their problem lor!"

Market analysts predict that at this rate of kibble deployment, the entire estate will be reclassified as a nature reserve by 2026.