Minister Indranee Rajah has proposed a "marriage and parenthood reset," applying the same elite logic to human reproduction as a Singtel technician fixing a laggy router.

The visionary plan involves asking 5.5 million Sinkies to unplug their reproductive organs for thirty seconds before plugging them back in to see if the babies finally start spawning.

As a single woman who enjoys the forbidden luxury of uninterrupted sleep, the Minister is uniquely qualified to explain why your $4,000-a-month childcare bill is simply a "mindset" problem.

With the fertility rate hitting a pathetic 0.87, the government is reportedly preparing a "Factory Reset" that involves replacing the current population with cardboard cutouts that don't complain about BTO prices.

Citizens are reminded that if they cannot afford a child, they should simply stop being poor and start finding the sight of a 2% CDC voucher sexually arousing.