SINGAPORE – In a truly stable development, Health Minister Ong Ye Kung announced that the Ministry of Health would be sharing its "AI experience" with the new National Artificial Intelligence Council, with insights surprisingly gleaned from the recent grand opening of Gallop.SG stable in Admiralty Road East, Sembawang GRC. The Minister, who announced the initiative amidst the gentle whinnies of 150 ponies, hinted that the "AI-enhanced, case-centric approach" could involve integrating equine perspectives.

An anonymous government official, an expert in "inter-species technological symbiosis," commented, "This unique Sembawang GRC perspective ensures our AI strategy remains grounded, literally. We believe a deeper understanding of patient behaviour can be gained from observing how these majestic creatures interact with their environment and, crucially, their oats."

Local resident, Mdm Rosnah Bte Ali, 52, who was at the opening with her granddaughter, was less convinced. "Wah, AI from horses ah? Later my appointment also need to talk to horse, is it? Just want to see doctor lah, not my horsey friend." The ministry expects healthcare productivity to gallop forward.