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Singapore Slurp: Singaporeans travel 5 hours to remember what grass looks like
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Singaporeans travel 5 hours to remember what grass looks like

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Sarah Lim
Tuesday 17th March 2026 @ 08:05 SST
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Determined to escape the sterile, vertical cemetery known as Singapore, local travellers are spending thousands to sit in a rented SUV and stare at a field.

The five-day road trip through Western Australia is specifically designed to simulate a life where one isn’t constantly harassed by elevator chimes and the smell of recycled office air.

One traveller, a burnt-out manager, reportedly suffered a nervous breakdown after spotting a Highland cow that possessed more personality than their entire department.

β€œWah lau, the cow hair so long, look like my boss but more handsome sia,” the traveller sobbed while frantically uploading 400 photos of a literal bush to Instagram.

β€œIn Jurong, only got pigeons and heatstroke. Here, got wind and no people. I don't want go back to my cubicle, confirm plus chop I will die.”

This satire is based on a real news story.

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