Tourism boards have officially endorsed East Coast Park glamping as the nation’s premier way to pay $600 for a yeast infection.

Clueless couples are flocking to polyester domes to experience the "rustic" thrill of sleeping three metres away from a public toilet.

The experience offers the unique sensation of inhaling charcoal smoke while sand migrates into every bodily orifice.

"Liddat is luxury meh? I pay so much just to sweat like pig and get bitten by sandflies," complained influencer Tiffany Tan.

"But the fairy lights damn chio, must take photo to show I am very lepak and chill."

Organisers insist charging five-star prices for a glorified trash bag with a portable fan is the pinnacle of leisure.

"If you don't wake up feeling like a moist piece of bak kwa, you haven't truly glamped," a spokesperson added.