Kumar remains the only individual legally permitted to verbally assault Singaporeans without triggering a police report.

Thousands of repressed locals are flocking to his shows to "lepak" while being told their fashion choices are "bloody tragic."

The government has officially classified Kumar’s sharp-tongued insults as an essential psychiatric service for venting national suppressed rage.

"Siao ah, he say my face like back of SBS bus but I still clap like siao," remarked one fan, dripping with sweat and misplaced joy.

Scientists suggest that being called a "stupid bitch" by a legendary drag queen provides more dopamine than a corporate bonus or a child’s PSLE results.

"Where else can find?" asked another patron. "He scold my husband until like that, then we go eat prata, very shiok leh."

The performance remains the only venue where "freedom of speech" exists, provided it is wearing a wig and six-inch heels.