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Singapore Slurp: Singaporeans Jealous Woman Got Close Enough To Curse At Nichkhun
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Singaporeans Jealous Woman Got Close Enough To Curse At Nichkhun

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Eugene Tay
Wednesday 18th March 2026 @ 08:03 SST
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The K-pop idol’s harrowing thirty-minute ordeal with a screaming stalker has left Singaporeans absolutely green with envy.

While the singer was terrified by the aggressive woman cursing at him, local fans are outraged that she secured a "one-on-one session" without paying for a VIP package.

"Wah lao, she get to talk to him until he scared, that is true fan service leh," remarked one envious superfan.

"Normally I must pay two months salary for one second of eye contact, she get police escort for free, so unfair!" another fan complained.

Singaporeans are now reportedly studying "aggressive yelling" techniques to ensure their next celebrity encounter involves a squad car and a legal restraining order.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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