The nation gasped in collective horror this week.Two Singaporean table tennis players, Izaac Quek and Koen Pang, committed an act so utterly un-Singaporean it sent shivers down spines.They chose sportsmanship over winning.President Tharman lauded their "unprecedented" ethical stance, leaving many citizens wondering if their entire kiasu upbringing was a lie.Sources confirm thousands of tuition centres immediately started offering "Competitive Sportsmanship" modules.Parents across the island reportedly questioned their children’s life choices."What about scholarship?" cried one confused auntie, clutching her empty Red Bull can.This shocking display of moral rectitude has sparked a national debate: are we actually supposed to be... nice?This unprecedented act of niceness has thrown our competitive spirit into existential crisis.The Ministry of Education is reportedly reviewing all PSLE scoring metrics.