The Ministry of Home Affairs has been flooded with urgent requests to install high-voltage electric fences around every HDB carpark to deter predatory arrivals.

Local wives are reportedly in a state of high-alert panic, claiming that their husbands are being "digitally abducted" by the sheer radiance of imported complexions.

A new grassroots movement, "Our Men, Our Property," has proposed that all married men be fitted with GPS-enabled shock collars that activate whenever a foreign accent is detected within a five-metre radius.

"Wah lau, my husband see those long legs only, his brain straightaway become like melted agar-agar," complained Mavis Tan, a 45-year-old manager.

"Those girls come here with their 'Gege' this and 'Meimei' that, then my man suddenly forget how to find his own front door."

Expert analysts suggest that local women are now spending more on private investigators than on their children’s tuition fees to combat this "soft-power invasion."

"Must lock him in the storeroom every night, if not those PRC girls use their V-shaped face to charm him away," warned another local resident.

Meanwhile, Singaporean men are reportedly showing a sudden, inexplicable interest in learning conversational Vietnamese during their lunch breaks.