A local financial firm has achieved a technological breakthrough after a group of Singaporean women successfully dismantled a junior associate’s reputation before she even finished her morning coffee.

The highly coordinated strike utilised a sophisticated network of encrypted WhatsApp groups and frantic eye-rolling to ensure the victim remained socially radioactive by 9:01 AM.

Lead researcher Dr. Tan noted that the speed of the character assassination exceeded the theoretical limits of modern physics.

“Wah lau, you see her dress or not? So short for what? Looking for promotion is it?” remarked witness and senior analyst, Mavis Lim.

Mavis later added, “I not saying she bad lah, but I heard from HR side she kena complain many times for being too ‘friendly’ with the boss, confirm plus chop she going to lose her bonus.”

Experts suggest that the collective vitriol produced by three Singaporean females in a pantry is enough to power the entire Jurong Island refinery for a decade.

The victim, currently unaware she is the office pariah, is reportedly still smiling at people who have already planned her professional funeral.

“Aiyoh, she still can smile ah? So thick skin one, I cannot tahan,” Mavis whispered while frantically typing into a chat group named 'Lunch kakis (No Jancy)'.

The Ministry of Manpower is reportedly considering taxing gossip as a renewable energy source to offset rising utility costs.