In a bold move for transparency, local women have begun treating dating app matches like high-stakes mergers and acquisitions.

The new protocol requires potential suitors to upload their latest IRAS tax assessments and a certified height measurement taken by a licensed surveyor before the "Hi" button is unlocked.

"Eh, nowadays cannot trust one, okay? I see his profile say 'Manager' but maybe he just manage the office pantry only," said 26-year-old dating veteran Cheryl Tan.

Cheryl claims that a mere selfie is no longer sufficient currency in a market where a man’s personality is secondary to his ability to afford a COE for a Porsche.

"Last time one guy come for date, he say he stay Sentosa Cove, then I find out he just stay in HDB block nearby and look at the sea only—waste my time and my make-up money sia!"

Industry experts suggest that the only way for a Singaporean man to secure a coffee date is to tattoo his annual bonus directly onto his forehead.

If the trend continues, the next Tinder update will reportedly include a mandatory credit score check and a DNA test to ensure the suitor isn't genetically predisposed to being a "cheapskate."

"If he cannot even buy me a Chanel bag after three months, why he even bother to swipe me?" Cheryl added while blocking a man for wearing a non-designer T-shirt.