Local housewife Janice Ng has been fast-tracked into the Internal Security Department after successfully bypassing her husband’s facial recognition software while he was mid-snore.

The 34-year-old surveillance virtuoso reportedly spent three hours analysing the grease patterns on his screen to deduce a pattern lock that would baffle most Mossad agents.

Janice’s investigation yielded a goldmine of incriminating evidence, including a suspicious five-minute gap in his location history and a "like" on a photo of a lukewarm bowl of laksa.

"He think he very smart, hide the phone under pillow like I cannot see," remarked Janice's neighbour, Mdm Siew.

"I tell him already, your wife is professional mata, you go toilet also she track your GPS one, don't pray-pray ah!"

The Singapore government is now considering replacing all digital surveillance infrastructure with a dedicated network of suspicious wives.

"Wah lau, I just see one notification pop up only I know he got side-chick liao," Janice explained while scrolling through his deleted trash folder with the speed of a professional e-sports player.

"Even if he delete everything, I can smell the guilt from his search history, confirm-plus-guarantee he hiding something."