A local travel agent decided to diversify his holiday itinerary by booking an unscheduled flight across a JB highway via a Perodua Myvi’s hood.

Apparently, being a “travel expert” doesn't include knowing how to not get fucking flattened by a Malaysian Grab driver.

Witnesses say the man treated the road like a freestyle parkour course, forgetting that Malaysian drivers treat pedestrians as target practice.

After performing a world-class faceplant, the kiasu Sinkie immediately demanded to be transported back to NUH.

Even with a hole in his head, he knew Malaysian healthcare is only for people who can't afford a Grab back to Jurong.

Thankfully, the Myvi sustained zero damage, as it is biologically engineered to consume Singaporeans for fuel.