
Singaporean Taxi Driver Fired For Pioneering Open-Door Aircon Tech
ComfortDelGro has, in a shocking display of corporate shortsightedness, dismissed a taxi driver.His crime?Boldly innovating the "al fresco" taxi experience by driving with his door open.Clearly, this visionary was merely attempting to lower operational costs by harnessing natural ventilation, a true pioneer in energy efficiency for the long-suffering Singaporean commuter.Or perhaps, he was just pre-emptively airing out the taxi after a particularly pungent durian delivery.Management, in their infinite wisdom, failed to recognise this genius move as a groundbreaking solution to rising fuel prices.Sources close to the driver insist he was merely practicing a new, efficient passenger disembarkation method for those who like to "self-collect" themselves mid-journey.Singaporeans are now mourning the loss of a true innovator, forced back into stuffy, closed-door journeys.The only thing more shocking is that it took two videos to get him fired.
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