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Singapore Slurp: Singaporean seniors mistake British rapper for community service offender
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Singaporean seniors mistake British rapper for community service offender

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Benjamin Koh
Friday 20th March 2026 @ 08:02 SST
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A British rapper’s attempt at a wholesome PR stunt went south when elderly residents at a local care facility assumed he was performing mandatory community service for petty theft.

The artist, known for lyrics about “sprinters” and “doja,” spent the afternoon packing food parcels while residents whispered about his questionable life choices.

“Wah, this boy tattoo so many, confirm secret society one,” remarked one resident while eyeing the rapper's luxury tracksuit.

“He pack the rice quite fast ah, maybe he want to go home early to see his probation officer?”

A British diplomat looked on in horror as the rapper tried to explain his Spotify stats to a grandmother who just wanted to know if he could help her find her lost dentures.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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