A local man has achieved the ultimate Singaporean dream of financial independence by working 28 hours a day across fourteen different delivery apps.

Lim Kopi, 34, recently upgraded his bicycle to a motorised coffin so he can continue fulfilling orders even after his inevitable cardiac arrest.

"Wa lau, if I stop for five minutes to breathe, my rating drop already lor," Lim wheezed while taping a Gojek sticker to his parched forehead.

Economists praise the "vibrant" gig economy for allowing citizens the flexibility to choose between paying rent or eating solid food.

The Ministry of Manpower has officially reclassified "extreme poverty" as a "bespoke lifestyle choice for high-energy entrepreneurs."

"Uncle, you don't know ah, nowadays my blood also got Foodpanda pink colour already, very steady one," Lim added before cycling into a monsoon drain to save thirty seconds on a bubble tea order.