Medical experts in Singapore have finally confirmed that melting your toddler’s frontal lobe with YouTube is perfectly healthy, provided the brain rot is "high quality."

The news comes as a relief to thousands of Sinkies who use tablets as digital sedatives to avoid acknowledging their offspring’s existence during brunch.

"Last time I so scared my girl become robot," said one local manager, while his daughter attempted to swipe right on a real-life pigeon.

"But expert say is like food mah! If she watch Peppa Pig for six hours, is just like eating six-course meal lor. Very educational one!"

Health officials suggest that "video deficit" is a small price to pay for five minutes of silence.