Singaporean households have descended into a state of collective mourning as the hit drama “Pursuit of Jade” reminds local mothers that their own offspring are essentially “low-quality genetic rejects.”

Mdm Tan, 58, reportedly assaulted her son with a cane after discovering lead actor Zhang Linghe is a 1.9m tall electrical engineer.

“He can fix the circuit breaker and my heart, but you only know how to be short and useless, you useless fuck,” she screamed.

The obsession hit fever pitch when fans chased actor Deng Kai into an airport toilet for “visual research.”

“If he needs to lao sai, I will hold his hand,” one fan noted.

“The only thing my real husband pursues is a heart attack and more Tiger beer.”