A local investor has declared himself a member of the ultra-wealthy elite after receiving a life-altering windfall from his REIT portfolio.

Lim Kiat, 45, reportedly resigned via a middle-finger selfie after his brokerage account swelled by a staggering forty-two cents.

The payout represents a decade of aggressive capital injection into industrial warehouses Lim will never be allowed to enter.

"Siao liao, tonight I can finally add one egg to my Maggi mee," Lim screamed while huffing a passing Lamborghini’s exhaust.

Gurus are hailing the move, noting the dividend can almost cover the transaction fee for checking his own balance.

"Steady lah, his passive income can buy half a tissue packet at the hawker centre," remarked investment analyst Tan Ah Lian.

The government is now considering a windfall tax on Lim’s cents to prevent the economy from spontaneously combusting.