Evolutionary biologists have confirmed that Singaporean girls are the first humans to develop retractable, carbon-fibre tripod legs directly from their pelvises.

This biological miracle ensures that no "Get Ready With Me" video is ever ruined by a shaky hand or a lack of flat surfaces in a public toilet.

"Liddat easier what, my hands can do the heart sign and my legs can hold the iPhone 15 Pro Max steady-steady," explained 19-year-old influencer, Kaylee Teo.

"If I don't post three times a day, my soul literally leave my body and I become like those basic girls who only have five followers, damn disgusting sia."

The Ministry of Manpower has praised the mutation, noting that a woman who can film a transition video while simultaneously ignoring her actual job is the peak of Singaporean productivity.

"Yesterday I see one girl in Raffles Place doing the 'Renegade' while her leg growing out from her skirt to film the whole thing, I almost clap for her man," said one witness.

"But then she scream at me because I 'disturb her vibe' and tell me her engagement rate more high than my salary."

Experts warn that within five years, the Singaporean female voice will be entirely replaced by a series of pre-recorded AI voiceovers and trending K-pop snippets.