In a move hailed by national efficiency experts, 27-year-old Cheryl Tan has updated her Hinge profile to include a mandatory KYC link.

The Singaporean woman now requires all potential suitors to upload three years of tax returns and a certified height measurement from a licensed surveyor before she replies to a 'hello'.

“Eh, you think my time free is it? Last time one fellow say he 1.8m, then come out only 1.72m—I almost call police for consumer fraud, siao,” Cheryl told reporters while swiping left on a surgeon who only owns a Toyota.

Cheryl’s rigorous vetting process includes a three-stage interview involving a technical assessment on his future inheritance and a psychometric test to ensure he isn’t a ‘vibes-only’ peasant.

Local experts suggest this is the logical evolution of the dating scene, where love is less about chemistry and more about a strategic merger of high-yield assets.

“Last time we check bank book, now must check CPF contribution history also, if not how to survive?” remarked Auntie Siew, who manages a Telegram group for elite gold-diggers.

As of press time, Cheryl had rejected 4,000 matches, citing a lack of corporate synergy and the unforgivable crime of wearing Uniqlo on a Saturday.