
Singaporean Driver Tests If Auxiliary Police Bounce Better Than Real Police
A Honda Vezel driver recently verified that auxiliary police officers are, unfortunately, subject to the laws of gravity.
The driver executed a lane change so sudden it demoted the AETOS rider to "expensive road pizza" in seconds.
Sinkies on Facebook immediately concluded the officer was at fault for existing in space the driver had already mentally colonized.
Commenters argued that because the officer is only "auxiliary," the impact should be classified as a collision with a sentient traffic cone.
The driver reportedly alighted to check if the officerβs body had scratched the pristine finish of his overpriced Grab-mobile.
Netizens remain divided on whether the rider should have used his "discount powers" to phase through the car like a budget ghost.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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