
Singapore Woman Pivots From Scandal To Philosophical Instagram Guru
The former real estate vice-president has successfully transitioned from "alleged home-wrecker" to "spiritual healer" by posting a photo of a lukewarm flat white.
After being caught leaving a Balestier unit with the co-founder, the mogul decided corporate exile was best handled by quoting a mirror about "loving gently."
Experts suggest that photos of a cat and a woman doing pull-ups is the legally required amount to erase the memory of 100 agents quitting in disgust.
βWah lao, she think she Shakespeare ah?β noted a former colleague.
βOne day selling condo, next day selling βlive-laugh-loveβ nonsense, damn thick skin sia.β
The executive remains committed to letting go of everything except her Instagram engagement.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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