Commuters across the island have expressed cautious optimism following the announcement of a new government initiative to address the epidemic of citizens “sleeping past their MRT stop.” Sources suggest the new, highly advanced solution involves installing ‘Gentle Nudge’ technology on all train seats. This system, currently in beta testing, will emit a low-frequency, accusatory hum if a passenger’s head remains slumped for more than three consecutive stops past their designated interchange. One exhausted Sembawang resident, Ah Beng, lamented, “*Aiyo, I wake up halfway, then I pretend I never know. Now the train itself shame me? So jialat, man!*” Analysts suggest this may finally force Singaporeans to confront their deep-seated inability to manage basic spatial awareness while sleep-deprived. Failing this, authorities are considering mandatory wake-up calls delivered by stern, automated announcements citing section 4(b) of the Public Nuisance Act.