Luna the "Singapore Special"—which is just a fancy high-SES label for a longkang mongrel—has finally realized that Bukit Batok is much nicer when you aren’t on a fucking leash.

While her family spams Telegram search groups, Luna is busy enjoying her best life sniffing around Keming Primary without wearing a stupid $80 harness.

"She’s skittish," claimed owner Elizabeth, which is dog-owner-speak for "the bitch actually hates us and is running for her life."

The dog was spotted near Parkview Apartment, likely scouting for a richer family that doesn’t call her "Special" to mask her humble drain-dwelling origins.

Catch her if you can, but she’s clearly thriving without your pretentious organic treats.