The Singapore government has successfully addressed the global healthcare crisis by essentially turning the nursing profession into a twenty-year binding blood oath.

Under the new "ANGEL" scheme, healthcare workers are promised a $100,000 payout, provided they survive two decades of being used as human punching bags by the "super-aged" population.

To ensure staff never accidentally experience the joy of personal space, authorities are retrofitting abandoned buildings into "hostel-type facilities," which is a sophisticated euphemism for "professional adult bunkbeds."

"Wah, $100k sounds steady, but must wait twenty years for what?" remarked one exhausted Assistant Nurse.

"By then I also need nursing home already, might as well just rot in this hostel bunkbed since the gahmen give me PR so fast lor."