A local politician has suggested extending preschool hours to 7.30pm so Singaporeans can successfully transition their children into permanent state-owned assets.

The proposal ensures that parents who prioritize corporate performance reviews over bedtime stories can finally achieve the dream of never seeing their toddlers during daylight hours.

Preschool educator, Teacher Lim, reacted with visible twitching.

"Wah lau, you think we robot is it? Stay until 7.30pm, go home already my own son call me 'Auntie' because he don't recognize my face!"

The politician clarified that "ancillary assistants" would supervise the extra time, allowing for "unstructured play."

"Aiya, no need teach one, just let them sit there and stare at the wall until their mother finish OT lor," one father commented.