The Singapore government has finally realized that giving the public $500 to learn sourdough baking was a tactical error in the upcoming war against our robot overlords.

MP Melvin Yong warned that Sinkies are currently suffering from "choice paralysis," a clinical condition where a middle-aged man is unable to decide between learning Python or flower arrangement without a state-mandated AI whispering commands into his soul.

To combat this crisis, Parliament wants to replace "willy-nilly" fun with "strategic intent," ensuring no citizen ever accidentally attends a Japanese pastry class when they could be upskilling into a depressing cybersecurity role.

"Scented candles won't save us," screamed one MP, rightfully terrified that a Singaporean might experience a moment of joy that doesn't directly increase the national GDP.

By merging SkillsFuture with Workforce Singapore, the government plans to create a bureaucratic AI nanny that will curate your entire pathetic existence until your HDB block finally crumbles into spalling concrete.