
Singapore Inflation So High Even God Of Fortune Needs Toto Side Hustle
The literal manifestation of prosperity has finally admitted that blessing Singaporeans is a low-margin business compared to a $12 million windfall.
Dressed in his traditional red robes, the deity was spotted shading Toto squares after realizing his heavenly portfolio couldn't withstand the 9% GST hike.
βIβve spent centuries making people rich, but I still canβt afford a pathetic three-room flat in Tengah,β the god lamented while checking his pathetic POSB savings balance.
Furious Sinkies have accused the deity of βinsider trading,β claiming it is biologically unfair for a guy who controls luck to participate in a gambling draw.
Others were more sympathetic, noting that even a cosmic being needs a side hustle when a bowl of laksa costs $8.50 at a non-aircon food court.
The Ministry of Manpower is currently investigating whether the deity possesses a valid work permit to manifest wealth while on a social visit pass.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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