In a Smart Nation where we scan faces for fishballs, Tan Tock Seng Hospital decided the best way to save the planet is mailing physical receipts for digital payments.

This use of dead trees ensures every Singaporean has a tangible reminder that their Medisave balance is $0.69.

“We want a phased transition,” said a spokesperson while manually faxing a screenshot of Excel to a cloud server.

Experts suggest the paper trail is essential because Sinkies cannot experience existential dread without receiving a physical paper cut from the invoice.

The Ministry of Health confirmed printing a 14-page breakdown to mail a single-line receipt is actually the highest form of carbon neutrality.

Local Stompers are ecstatic to have a fresh reason to complain now that cai fan prices are fully milked.

A digital notification doesn't feel like a proper financial execution until it clutters your HDB letterbox.