Singapore has introduced a revolutionary hospitality programme for overseas visitors who enjoy the kinetic thrill of pressing "Withdraw" on stolen bank cards.

Two dedicated cash-extraction specialists from across the causeway were recently awarded a prestigious four-year stay at the world-renowned Changi Resort for their services to the economy.

The duo managed to liberate over $1.4 million from local ATMs, proving that the only thing Singaporeans love more than queuing is watching their life savings vanish into a Telegram-managed void.

Authorities were particularly impressed by the men's dedication to Orchard Road lockers, which were being utilised as high-stakes vending machines for international syndicates.

"Wah lau, I thought the machine spoil, but actually these guys just playing jackpot lah," remarked one local bystander.

"Next time I see people withdrawing so much, I also want to ask for lobang, but now they stay in jail for free, so heng ah!"