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Singapore Slurp: Singapore Government Considers Mandating Weekly Casino Visits After Genting Singapore Posts Record Revenue
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Singapore Government Considers Mandating Weekly Casino Visits After Genting Singapore Posts Record Revenue

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David Cheong
Thursday 26th February 2026 @ 23:14 SST
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Singapore, Southeast Asia – Following Genting Singapore’s announcement of a staggering SGD 2.45 billion in annual revenue, whispers from official corridors suggest a radical new national strategy. Sources close to the government indicate serious consideration for a policy that would make weekly casino visits a compulsory civic duty for all eligible citizens. The move is purportedly aimed at boosting the nation’s burgeoning leisure and entertainment sector, ensuring continued prosperity.

"This bold initiative could revolutionise our approach to economic participation," stated an anonymous Singaporean government official, adjusting his impeccably tailored batik shirt. "By integrating strategic leisure into our national framework, we project unprecedented growth. It’s about leveraging our strengths, quite literally, at the tables in Resorts World Sentosa."

However, not all citizens are thrilled. "Wah lao, now even gamble also must queue up is it?" lamented Mr. Tan Ah Kow, 58, a retiree from Ang Mo Kio, already feeling the pressure. "Later lose money then CPF also gone, how?"

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