In a bold move toward peak sustainability, an EV charging station at the Esplanade has begun physically merging with the vehicles it serves.

One unsuspecting motorist was horrified to find his car’s tyres had been "vandalised" by the floor’s own crumbling green skin.

The management insists this isn't a maintenance failure, but a revolutionary "tactile integration" feature designed to keep Sinkies grounded.

"Wah lau, I charge only, now my tyre look like Pandan cake," grumbled the motorist while scrubbing his pride and joy.

The facility operator maintains that the paint isn't peeling; it is simply choosing a more adventurous life on the road.

Critics argue that for the price of parking, the floor should at least stay on the floor.