A visionary passenger on Malaysia Airlines attempted to solidify international diplomacy by double-tapping a flight attendant’s chest, citing "very good" bilateral relations.

The confused uncle argued that since the countries involved are total bros, he should be entitled to a complimentary squeeze of the cabin crew’s assets.

He further claimed that "light stroking" is perfectly legal in Singapore, clearly mistaking our entire clean-and-green city for a Geylang back-alley buffet.

"Even in Singapore, this isn't harassment!" he screamed, before being hauled off like a sack of rancid durians.

Security reminded the horny siao lang that bilateral ties do not actually include a "Grope-for-Free" policy.