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Singapore Slurp: Singapore Activist Reunited With Kids and New Emotional Support POFMA
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Singapore Activist Reunited With Kids and New Emotional Support POFMA

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Marcus Tan
Wednesday 18th March 2026 @ 10:02 SST
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The Singapore government has completed its latest "Extreme Parenting" makeover by returning three children to their activist mother along with a shiny new POFMA notice to decorate the fridge.

Authorities confirmed the kids were released after the parents agreed to a safety plan involving "safe adults," ensuring the children now have more chaperones than a secondary school disco.

To celebrate the family bond, the mother must also post a public correction notice admitting her existence is essentially a series of factual errors.

β€œWah lao, now everywhere must have 'Safe Adult' watching,” remarked one relative.

β€œNext time she want to feed them, must check if the POFMA officer say the porridge temperature is fake news or what!”

The state remains confident that mandatory intervention will teach the couple that the only thing more persistent than family drama is the government’s love for a correction direction.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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