A local Singaporean man has been sentenced to public flogging after failing to provide an adequate response to the question "what do you want to eat?"

The dispute, which lasted 4.5 seconds, was deemed a threat to national productivity and the biological imperative to breed.

Experts claim that minor tiffs over air-con temperatures are now the leading cause of erectile dysfunction in the heartlands.

"Walao, he say 'anything' then I say 'Prata' then he say 'too oily', I confirm want to kill him lah," said girlfriend Cheryl Lim, 24.

Authorities have suggested that couples who cannot agree on a Netflix show should be immediately sterilised to preserve the national IQ.

"Liddat how to make baby? Every time also argue about parking coupon, better he go jail and reflect," she added while swiping for a replacement.

The government has since installed "Argument Detection Sensors" in all shopping mall toilets to prevent further wastage of oxygen.