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Singapore Slurp: SG Man Invoices Date For 40 Cents Of Condom Lubricant
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SG Man Invoices Date For 40 Cents Of Condom Lubricant

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Jian Li
Monday 11th May 2026 @ 06:00 SST
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A local financial analyst has achieved peak fiscal efficiency by billing his Tinder date for the precise amount of friction generated during their encounter.

Lim Kopi, 29, issued a detailed PDF invoice that included a pro-rated charge for his cologne and the electricity used to charge his phone while texting her.

"Actually I already give discount because I didn't charge for the wear and tear of my bedsheet, leh," Lim told reporters while refreshing his CPF balance.

"Nowadays everything increase price, if I don't calculate properly, how to find wife? Everything must ROI one, if not no point talk, waste my time only."

His date, expecting a romantic digital card via QR code, was instead greeted by a PayNow request for $1.42.

Lim has since blocked her after she refused to pay the 'Peak Hour Surcharge' for their late-night romp.

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