
SG Man Invoices Date For 40 Cents Of Condom Lubricant
A local financial analyst has achieved peak fiscal efficiency by billing his Tinder date for the precise amount of friction generated during their encounter.
Lim Kopi, 29, issued a detailed PDF invoice that included a pro-rated charge for his cologne and the electricity used to charge his phone while texting her.
"Actually I already give discount because I didn't charge for the wear and tear of my bedsheet, leh," Lim told reporters while refreshing his CPF balance.
"Nowadays everything increase price, if I don't calculate properly, how to find wife? Everything must ROI one, if not no point talk, waste my time only."
His date, expecting a romantic digital card via QR code, was instead greeted by a PayNow request for $1.42.
Lim has since blocked her after she refused to pay the 'Peak Hour Surcharge' for their late-night romp.
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