An SG couple has returned from a $6,000 Tokyo "sex-cation" intended to provide a reprieve from their parents' suffocating presence.

While the trip was marketed as a romantic getaway, the itinerary was actually a 48-page Excel spreadsheet detailing every calorie and yen spent.

"Wah lau, I book the hotel got soundproof one, but he still want to talk about the credit card miles at 2am, really mood killer sia," complained 26-year-old travel influencer, Jolene Yeo.

Her partner, Kelvin, defended his actions, claiming that true intimacy is found in maximizing points-accrual rather than physical contact.

"I tell her, we must go Don Don Donki first then can have 'action', but she start crying because the queue too long, so I just go sleep lor," Kelvin remarked while checking his bank balance.

Statistics show that 90% of Singaporean overseas trysts end in a cold war over who forgot to pack the universal adapter.

The couple is now reportedly planning a trip to Iceland to see if the Northern Lights can distract them from their mutual loathing.