A local couple has successfully expedited their inevitable separation by booking a romantic weekend in Bali.

What was meant to be a passionate tryst turned into a logistical bloodbath over who forgot the universal adapter.

"Wah lau, he spend two hours finding cheap massage, then reach there say close already, I really want to hoot him," said Cheryl Lim, 26.

The romantic tension evaporated faster than a $15 cocktail in Seminyak as they argued about the optimal angle for Instagram photos.

Her partner, Jason, noted that the sex was "standard transactional efficiency" until a gecko chirped in a higher octave than him.

"Stay Singapore better, at least can hide in air-con and pretend I like her," Jason added while scrolling Tinder in the villa bathroom.

Experts suggest that overseas trips are the most efficient way for Sinkies to realise they actually hate each other's breathing.