The S.E.A. Aquarium has officially been declared the national headquarters for people who enjoy paying $43 to stand in a dark tunnel while smelling other people’s armpits.

Management confirmed that 90% of visitors aren't there for marine conservation, but to experience the thrill of walking slower than a geriatric sea turtle.

The sharks are reportedly suffering from chronic depression after witnessing thousands of influencers attempt the "Baby Shark" dance for their three bot followers.

"Walau eh, the fish also look sian like me on Monday morning," noted visitor Ah Seng, while tapping on glass to provoke a jellyfish.

"I come here to lepak because at least the stingrays don't ask me when I'm getting married or why I'm still a junior executive at 40," he added while wiping sweat onto a nearby toddler.

Scientists suggest the aquarium is the only place where the livestock is less salty than the exhausted parents trapped inside.