Singapore’s thriving industry of involuntary wealth redistribution has reached a new peak after another Malaysian operative was caught collecting gold bars like a GrabFood order.

The suspect reportedly utilised the most advanced technology available to bypass Singaporean critical thinking: a counterfeit staff pass and a very convincing "official" tone of voice.

One victim was so committed to proving her innocence that she left $130,000 in gold in an unlocked car, presumably hoping the thief would leave a five-star review.

"Aiyoh, he say he government official leh, and he got that plastic tag thingy from Shopee, so must be real one lah," explained a confused bystander.

At this rate, police suggest Sinkies just leave their house keys under the doormat to save these hardworking scammers the commute.