SBS Transit has finally solved the nation's air-conditioning crisis by introducing a revolutionary "Natural Ventilation System" on Service 16.

The bus captain successfully transformed a routine trip through Marine Terrace into a high-stakes survival reality show by leaving the rear doors wide open.

Authorities claim this "Open-Door Policy" is designed to facilitate the rapid removal of passengers who refuse to move to the back of the bus.

Despite frantic warnings from the public, the driver remained stoically silent, likely imagining he was piloting a vintage military transport plane.

"Eh, I tell you ah, the wind so strong my fake eyelashes almost fly away!" shouted one traumatised passenger.

"If the bus swerve a bit more, I think I auto-eject into the longkang already!"

Management is currently investigating why the safety sensors failed to kill everyone on board.