The Ministry of Defence has officially decommissioned its multi-million dollar HIMARS rocket launchers after realising a veteran Warrant Officer’s vocal cords are significantly more destructive.

During recent live-firing exercises, Encik Lim’s legendary "Knock It Over" scream achieved a higher decibel level than a Boeing 747 engine, causing three recruits to spontaneously soil their uniforms.

“You think this one your grandfather road ah? Your mother never teach you how to stand is it? Knn, I see your face I want to vomit!” bellowed the Encik, his voice cracking the tectonic plates beneath Pulau Tekong.

Scientists confirmed that the Encik’s ability to insult a recruit’s entire lineage within a ten-second breath bypasses all known Geneva Convention laws regarding psychological warfare.

The SAF plans to deploy these Enciks to the frontline, where a well-timed “Wake up your bloody idea!” is expected to cause enemy tanks to implode from sheer terror.

“You blur like sotong some more? Go back and suck your thumb lah, you chao recruit!” the Warrant Officer added, while vibrating with the intensity of a thousand dying suns.

Ministers believe that replacing expensive ammunition with raw, unfiltered Encik rage will save taxpayers billions while ensuring every NSF remains suitably terrified.