The Ministry of Defence has officially promoted a 200kg wild boar to the rank of Master Sergeant.

This strategic move follows reports that the animal successfully traumatised a platoon of recruits more efficiently than any human instructor.

The boar, now officially designated MSG Babi, will lead all future jungle survival modules on Pulau Tekong.

“Siao eh, that pig more garang than my Encik,” remarked Recruit Tan while nursing a bruised ego and a punctured thigh.

“At least he don’t talk rot about leadership, he just bite your backside if you move too slow during field camp.”

MINDEF confirmed the boar is exempt from annual fitness tests because it is already a lethal killing machine that does not whine.

Plans are currently underway to replace the entire Commando unit with macaques trained to steal enemy rations and sanity.

The government believes these animals are significantly more aggressive than Gen Z boys who require permission to sweat.