Former SAF Captain Benjamin Song Yong Pang has finally proven that the Army’s leadership training is actually useful for something other than shouting at teenagers to cut their hair.

In a stunning display of the 'Entrepreneurship' core value, Song managed to transform Nee Soon Camp from a depressing humid shithole into a thriving grey-market vape boutique.

While his peers were busy planning useless outfield exercises, Song was busy being a total legend by distributing disposable pods and 'Heetsticks' to anyone desperate enough to risk their career for a puff of chemical strawberry mist.

Song also demonstrated tactical brilliance by convincing 16 gullible idiots to hand over $145,000 under the guise of 'investments' and his mother’s fictional medical bills.

Sources say the 38-year-old was simply applying the 'Art of War' by strategically depleting the bank accounts of everyone he knew to pay off his own massive gambling debts.

Most Singaporeans are impressed that an SAF regular managed to display this much initiative, as usually, they can’t even decide what to eat for lunch without a three-hour briefing and a risk assessment form.

MINDEF released a statement claiming they have 'zero tolerance' for such behavior, mostly because the Captain didn’t give the Brigadier General a cut of the mango-lychee flavored profits.

'We hold our officers to high standards,' a spokesperson said, while frantically checking if their own stash of vapes was hidden properly under their bunk.

Song now faces 26 charges, which is approximately the same number of times he probably told his victims, 'Trust me bro, this investment is a sure win.'

Local netizens have praised Song for his 'hustle culture' mindset, noting that scamming your friends is a much more honest way to live than pretending you actually enjoy being in the Infantry.

The ex-Captain is expected to lead a new tactical workshop in Changi Prison titled 'How to Fucking Smoke Your Superiors Without Getting Caught For Three Years.'

At press time, Song was reportedly trying to convince his cellmate to invest in a 'high-growth' cigarette smuggling start-up involving a hollowed-out sarong.