The Singapore Armed Forces has officially declared a State of Emergency after five thousand starved recruits initiated a violent stampede at the camp gates this Friday evening.

Military Police were forced to deploy riot shields against a wave of NSF infantrymen who reportedly developed the ability to teleport the moment the clock hit 1700 hours.

Witnesses claim the collective stench of freedom—a pungent mix of cheap cologne and desperation—was enough to trigger localized seismic tremors across the island.

"Wah lau, you see their face or not? All like zoo animal release from cage sia," remarked CPL Tan, who was flattened by a charging corporal.

"I try to check their 11B, but one fella just shout 'ORD LOH!' and fly over the fence like Naruto, damn siao one."

Medical experts suggest "Booking Out Fever" causes temporary psychosis, specifically erasing all memories of discipline and the basic laws of gravity.

"Every Friday is same one, they run like their backside on fire just to go home and rot," added a traumatized gate guard.

"Steady poon pee pee, don't care about anything else, just want to touch the civilian air outside can already."